Cashier: Did you find everything okay?
Me: Actually, I was wondering where I could find chap stick.
Cashier: Chap stick?? Good question. Um, are you looking for one? Or a pack? Or ... (he seemed confused).
Me: Just one.
Cashier (looking at the bager): Do you know where we'd have chap stick?
Bager: Hmmm. If we have them I think they'd be over here. Follow me.
(He glanced quickly down the pasta and rice aisle and then walked toward the customer service counter)
Bager (asking two employees standing behind the counter): Do you know if we have chap stick?
Employee #1: Hmmm. Well we sometimes have them by the sushi.
Me: (laughing out loud) Really? That's funny.
(and then a light bulb goes off)
Me: Oh wait. Do you think I'm saying chOpsticks?!? I'm saying chaaaaap stick (making sure to enunciate my most nasally, Wisconsin worthy "a").
Employee #1: Oh chaaap stick. Of course we have chaaap stick. Um. You're not from here are you?
Me: Well I was for 7 years.