I was cleaning up the last of the dinner dishes so Henry and Adam beat me to the bathroom, stripped and climbed into the water I had waiting for them. I was just about to pour some Papa Smurf body wash into the tub when I remembered (a) seeing this bottle empty 2 nights ago (b) I never leave bubble bath in the tub because the boys used an entire bottle in one bath one too many times and (c) that Papa Smurf bubble bath wasn't yellow last I checked. Or warm. This body wash definitely didn't belong in the tub. It did however belong in the toilet. And I put it there immediately.
Or rather, just as soon as I snapped a picture of the sample (it was quite an impressive amount).
And a quick picture of the sample being placed in its appropriate porcelain apparatus.
And another quick picture of the presumably guilty parties watching the sample go down.
And one last picture of the true guilty character. That would be the innocent-looking, short one on the right. Yup. When the full story came out I learned that this little tyke - who can't shoot straight when he pees in the toilet - managed to get every drop into the little rim of that Papa Smurf bottle.